：[推荐]有口无心
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:48 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>有口无心</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">1. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>一个人骂另一个人：“我真想往你脸上吐一泡狗屎。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">2. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>当年，俺们宿舍一哥们抢别人的包子吃，边吃边说：“就这玩意儿，只配塞屁股。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">3. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>小时侯，小学老师骂一个学生：“我一巴掌就把你踢出去了。”我们想笑不敢笑。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">4. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>俺们几个中学同学有一次骑车出去，一个同学踢另一个较胖同学的脚，同时还想骂他两句，说道：“我伸出一只猪蹄，飞起一脚。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">5. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>我们宿舍一女孩拨弄着刘海：“瞧这乱的，狗爪子刨过似的。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">6. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>宿舍一人喝别人的开水，烫得跳起来，嘴里还叫：“天哪，这么烫，猪都受不了啊。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">7. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>大学时，下课后男卫生间里，人比较多，大家排队。这时，甲告诉后面的乙说：“来这边。”乙感激不尽，赶紧说：“我说在后面看怎么面熟啊。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">8. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>我一初中同学好摸别人脑袋。一天，摸着人家脑袋说：“脑袋挺圆啊。”那同学烦了，一拨拉他的手说：“你少给我扯蛋。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">9. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>一个同学常写错别字，有一次，写了一篇文章，其中一段如下：今天，我在路上看到一堆牛屎，啊，我大吃一斤（惊）。后来，老师评点：又没有人拦你，全吃了也没关系啊。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia">10. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; ?Times Times New Roman?? mso-hansi-font-family:>一个同学拉着另一个同学的胳膊要一起走，那个同学说：“哎呀，你别拉我，你怎么总拉我后腿。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: fuchsia"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><BR><br>幽默<br> 原文由 文彪 发表: <FONT size=7>幽默</FONT> <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 60%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20085822237299.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><P align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>站住！你超速了！</FONT></STRONG><BR><BR></P> <FONT size=7>幽默</FONT> 原文由 冬骑滑 发表: <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 60%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20085822237299.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><P align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>站住！你超速了！</FONT></STRONG><BR><BR></P> <P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈哈哈，幽默，开心。祝大家笑口常开，快乐一万年！！！</FONT></P>
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