佐罗 发表于 2008-6-20 07:28

[转贴]08年新编的会计科目

<FONT size=4>08年新编的会计科目如下： <WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">身体是固定资产, </FONT></FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">年龄是累计折旧, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">暗恋是收不回的呆帐, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">思念是日记帐, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">爱情是无形资产, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">缘份是营业外收入, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">结婚是合并报表, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">爱人是应付帐款, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">孩子是其它应付款, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">生活是持续经营, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">吵架是坏帐准备 </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">打架是营业损失, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">眼泪是冲减所有者权益。 </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">看病是维修费, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">买衣服是包装费, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">回忆是财务分析 </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">旧情难忘是递延资产, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">情人是营业外支出, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">错爱是高估利润, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">找个老外是外币业务, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">自己设小金库是稳健性原则, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">离婚是破产清算, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">反思是内部盘点, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">再婚是资产重组, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">解释是更正分录, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">复合是回转分录, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">误会是错误分录, </FONT><WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em">预付帐款是提前祝您周末快乐！</FONT>

寒江搏浪 发表于 2008-6-20 09:04

<FONT size=6>身体是固定资产, <WBR><BR><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><FONT size=5>年龄是累计折旧, 有道理．但是是带引号的<STRONG><FONT color=#154ba0>科目</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT><WBR><BR></FONT>

小舟 发表于 2008-6-20 10:32

<P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>对这份会计科目，“日不落”大哥给解释一下，能批准吗？俺请教一、二。</FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6><FONT color=#f709c7>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT>&nbsp;<FONT color=#f709c7>哈哈！！</FONT></FONT></P>

探索真谛543（院长） 发表于 2008-6-20 08:08

哈哈,市场意识
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