松江海象 发表于 2007-8-2 16:52

新“十八子”某官员速写

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;<FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥"><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>不论官多大，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;<FONT size=4>&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#22dd92><FONT size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">都买</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">桑塔纳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">；</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=4>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥"><FONT color=#22dd92 size=4>不管哪一级，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=4><FONT size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT> </FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#22dd92><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">都要坐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">奥迪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">别看厂子小，</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">厂长有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">蓝鸟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">；</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>厂子欠着钱，</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">厂长坐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">丰田</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">别看衙门小，</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">头头坐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">蓝鸟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">；</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>企业亏了钱，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">仍然坐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">丰田</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">工资发不了，</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">领导买</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">蓝鸟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">；</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>工资发一半，</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> <BR>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">领导有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">皇冠</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">；</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>元月工资十月发，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">领导仍坐</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">桑塔纳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">宁肯去贷款，</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR><FONT color=#22dd92 size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">也不坐国产（汽车）。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT size=3><FONT color=#22dd92><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; 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兴安北极熊 发表于 2007-8-2 16:57

买个“乌龟壳”，<br>    坐个王八蛋！<br><br>中文幽默王http://<br>

傲雪寒梅 发表于 2007-8-2 20:16

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钻江光头 发表于 2007-8-3 18:06

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