鼠年老鼠自述生存理由
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 58.5pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为猫提供就业机会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为狗提供兼职机会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为某些恐怖电影提供惊险道具。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为某些男人提供英雄救美的机会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为某些女人提供扎到男人怀里的撒娇机会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 112pt; TEXT-INDENT: -112pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -7.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>6.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为“耗子给猫当三陪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">----</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">挣钱不要命”等搞笑段子提供理论机会。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>7.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为十二分之一的中国人提供生肖图腾。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>8.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">与苍蝇</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">蚊子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">蟑螂并称“动物四君子”，缺一不可。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 112pt; TEXT-INDENT: -112pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -7.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>9.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">丰富网名资源，如鼠姐姐﹑鼠小弟、鼠一鼠二、鼠猩猩、非你莫鼠等。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为电脑鼠标充当免费代言。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>11.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为某些官员及不劳而获者提供原生态偶像。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 128pt; TEXT-INDENT: -128pt; tab-stops: 67.0pt; mso-char-indent-count: -8.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN>12.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以生命不息祸害不止的大无畏精神，为人类消费短缺的食品和过剩的垃圾</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; tab-stops: 253.5pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><SPAN style="mso-tab-count: 1"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">摘自（生活报）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <P><FONT face=黑体 color=#e61a94 size=7></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=黑体 color=#e61a94 size=7> 谢谢！好精彩啊！</FONT></P> 12.以生命不息祸害不止的大无畏精神，为人类消费短缺的食品和过剩的垃圾 <FONT size=5> 9.</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>丰富网名资源，如鼠姐姐﹑鼠小弟、鼠一鼠二、鼠猩猩、非你莫鼠等</SPAN> <FONT face=黑体 color=#e61a94 size=7>好精彩啊！</FONT> <P><FONT size=5>老鼠虽然害人,也有可利用的价值。</FONT></P> <P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff> 丰富网名资源，如鼠姐姐﹑鼠小弟、鼠一鼠二、鼠猩猩、非你莫鼠等。我是</FONT><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#6600ff size=7><FONT color=#1e8405>冬</FONT>鼠<FONT color=#ff0000>宝</FONT><FONT color=#0997f7>贝。</FONT></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><STRONG><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#6600ff size=7><FONT color=#0997f7><A href="http://bbs.redocn.com/thread-5010-1-1.html" target=_top><IMG src="http://bbs.redocn.com/attachments/month_0612/1512_800X600_c4lHhlfW0K1n.jpg" align=top border=0></A></FONT></FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><BR><BR>［此帖子已被 冬泳宝贝 在 2008-1-31 19:37:41 编辑过］<BR><BR>［此帖子已被 冬泳宝贝 在 2008-1-31 19:38:08 编辑过］<BR><BR>［此帖子已被 冬泳宝贝 在 2008-1-31 19:38:49 编辑过］<br><br>［此帖子已被 冬泳宝贝 在 2008-1-31 19:39:23 编辑过］ 原文由 亚马逊飓风 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200813119309722.gif"><BR><BR>可爱!!!!!! <FONT face=黑体 color=#e61a94 size=7> 好精彩啊！<BR> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200813120437748.gif"><BR><BR></FONT><BR> 原文由 wendunjing 发表: 原文由 亚马逊飓风 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200813119309722.gif"><BR><BR><FONT color=#f73809 size=7><STRONG><EM>鼠年大吉！</EM></STRONG></FONT> 引用<br><HR><br>原文由 <STRONG>小李飞刀</STRONG> 发表：<FONT face=黑体 color=#e61a94 size=7>谢谢！好精彩啊！<br><HR></FONT> <P>原文由 佐罗 发表: 原文由 wendunjing 发表: 原文由 亚马逊飓风 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200813119309722.gif"><BR><BR><FONT color=#f73809 size=7><STRONG><EM>鼠年大吉！</EM></STRONG></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=5> 鼠是生命力最强的动物,繁殖力更强,是仅次于人类的第二大哺乳动物(数量),是众多哺乳动物的食粮.贡献很大呢!</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0033 size=6>祝 大 家 鼠 年 好 运!</FONT></P>
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